- Double-digit unemployment figures sound normal.
- You have memorized all the job vacancies in the career search websites.
- You have edited your LinkedIn profile as "Full-time, Self-Employed JobSeeker" to sound more exciting.
- You recently saw some part-time trainee position that sounded absolutely fascinating.
- You go to a party with old friends and more than 20% are also unemployed.
- Headhunters call you to see if YOU have job openings that THEY can manage.
- Shops are liquidating, left and right...and you STILL don't have enough money to take advantage of the discounts!
- Creating a new business seems more realistic than finding a job.
- You catch up with your network of contacts, and they ask YOU for help in getting a job.
- Living with your parents sounds like fun...
Do you have more examples to share???
Even the military won't accept you!! :-(
ReplyDelete- You take your loved one for dinner to VIP's on "that special day" (which also happens to be the 2x1 promotion day) and both of you are happy to actually going out for dinner.
ReplyDelete- You have read more than 3 books the last month. (each of them 600 pages).
- Your head has not been hunted though you put yourself on the way of every hunter (professional or not).
You cast your net wide enough to cover far off cities that you never, ever considered visiting, let alone living, until now.
ReplyDeleteGood luck in your job hunt. I'm sure you'll be able to find something kick @$$!
u cant afford any food 4 ur cat.
ReplyDeletewhen u're not only uptodate with ALL facebook status reports, but you've also memorized them by heart
ReplyDelete- You remember that you can cook and buy lots of fresh products. Because you now have the time to search and cook them.
ReplyDelete- When there is some interesting news you search for more information about it. And even if you never manage to actually understand what really happened you keep doing it.
- You finally know all your cellphone's menus and options.
- You start noticing how much work your rented flat needs.
- You finally start searching what's the best gas and electricity prices for you.
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