Crazy Job Description

As I'm now unemployed, I consider myself to be almost at expert level when it comes to reading job descriptions. I have seen all kinds: elaborately detailed job descriptions to those that are so short that you could almost convince me they are really HAIKUs.

But I saw one today that absolutely BLEW MY MIND -- read the English version (translated) :
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We offer a bright future in a unique world leader. Help us start by way of mutual selection:

- You are interested in why things happen rather than what is happening.
- You distinguish between what is said and what was meant.
- You realize that in the best companies, the same distance exists between the VP and the trainee, as does between the trainee and The VP.
- You understand the difference between the penny today and the dollar tomorrow.
- Disorder and planning are just that: disorder and planning.
- You can distinguish solemnity from seriousness.
- You know that more happiness comes when you like what you have to do, versus when you do what you like.
- You know that good marketing is more than a good spreadsheet with a brilliant idea.
- You control your frustration continually adjusting expectations and probabilities.
- You can admit that the way to avoid uncertainty is to avoid the risk of success.
- Your favorite colors are conditioned with the intensity of light.

If you identify with what we have here, please send us your professional background.


Does this inspire you? Are you ready to apply for this sect!?